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2014 Bad Joke No. 270

365badjokes:

Which metric unit do you use to measure smell?

A scent-imeter.

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Roses are red 
Your underwear is lace 
Take it off
Then sit on my face

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suctioning:

Thanks to my Axe™ body spray and Nike™ elite socks I have over 12 GFs.

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theirishshit:

everyones getting in relationships and I can’t even find my other sock

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dextermorqan:

girl???? naked??? in a non erotic way????? not for the pleasure of men???? impossible!!!!!!!!

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